Voice of the
Lazy &
Unemployed.
A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.
Together · Resilient · Unstoppable
"They tried to step on us.
We came back."
Our Movement's
Vision.
We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as "strategic spending." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.
Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is satire.
The Manifesto.
Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.
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01
If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.
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02
If any legit vote is deleted, whether in a CJP or opposition-ruled state, the CEC shall be arrested under UAPA, as taking away voting rights of citizens is no less than terrorism.
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03
Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%, without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
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04
All media houses owned by Ambani and Adani shall have their licences cancelled to make way for truly independent media. Bank accounts of Godi media anchors shall be investigated.
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05
Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.
Are you eligible
to join?
We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.
- REQ / 01 Unemployed By force, by choice, or by principle. We don't ask. ✓
- REQ / 02 Lazy Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral. ✓
- REQ / 03 Chronically online Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks. ✓
- REQ / 04 Can rant professionally As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters. ✓
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you.
No fees. No selfies with the leader. No "missed call to register."
Connect
with us.
Want to join, volunteer, complain, or send a meme? Use the form. We read everything. We reply to most things.
About the Cockroach Janata Party (CJP)
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Founder & Leadership
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